Lyrical familiarity means those on the outskirts have their own mini performances between themselves, taking on new personas and wild hand gestures as they impersonate each artist with unflinching accuracy.Ģ1-year-old Destroy Lonely’s performance proves just as mosh-worthy, as the American neo-punk rage rap artist celebrates the release of his debut studio album ‘ if looks could kill’, featuring his eponymous smash hit lead single. As the tastemaker rap DJ opens the festival with his bag of UK music, the crowd moves in unison, showing their appreciation for the artist with whoops, wails and the occasional shoe throw. The day begins strongly, with BBC 1XTRA DJ Kenny Allstar setting the scene with a two-hour curation of music that sends eager, topless boys scrambling over one another in mosh pits. The 30 degree sunshine complements the aromas of food trucks, Victoria Secret vanilla body mist, Dior Sauvage and coconut scented hair gel, as London’s melting pot festival opens in full swing. “I can’t believe Ice Spice is going to be opposite my nan’s house” I hear one glitter painted attendee say as she gets her wristband. Many attendees seem to have caught a severe case of Ice Spice-mania, as a surprising (bordering on alarming) school of testosterone heavy men prance around in curly ginger wigs and Lil Uzi Vert-style bootlegged pink American flags with the people’s princess’ face draped around their shoulders. For many South-East England teens, it’s their first festival experience and today, wide-eyed attendees excitedly share their anticipations for each performance and speculate about who may be brought out this year as they wait in line. The eclectic mix of fashion forward young people, sporting aesthetics that mirrored the expressive styles of the artists they were coming to see, down Magnums, ginger beer and free tester shots of tonic wine on offer from an adjacent start-up cart before making their way through the festival's big black gates.įounded by Live Nation in 2005, Wireless has gained a reputation for hosting memorable “I was there when.” performances, with huge guests like Jay-Z and Drake making surprise appearance at past editions. If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad just go home and bitch about it to your dad.ĭoing good in class and paying attention is for losers I do good grammar and all I do is stare at teachers hooters, but I still get A's in every class, wanna know how? Cuz I ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat let us show you now, you hide in a plant for a couple of hours 'til everyone's gone away, then you sneak to the computer use cool hax and change all of your grades, just watch out for the big janitor that comes at night try blinding him with a flashlight then beat him to death with a big chalk stick, and kick him repeatedly in the big long,N4 is active with more than its usual share of bustling Londoners, as the first batch of 135,000 strong ticket holders spills out from Finsbury Park station and makes their way towards the opening day of the 18th edition of the renowned Wireless festival. There isn't such thing as being bullied that's just called being a bitch, step up to the bully grab his balls and give them a great big pinch, I once pinched a bully's balls so hard they fell on the ground, he cried like a big dumb baby as I kicked them all around, his doctors tried to sew his balls back on but they just couldn't do it, cuz I broke into the operating room grabbed his sack and I threw it (into his own mouth).īein' a freshman is totally fresh, man ditch class, punch bullies throw 'em in a trashcan, If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad just gohome and bitch about it to your dad. ertot, tater-tots are great weapons and great food put 'em in your pocket for lunchtime, dude but they get your pocket all hecka greasy, cafeteria pizza will make you queasy.īein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man ditch class, punch bullies throw 'em in a trashcan, High school is pretty crap so we're gonna teach you with this hecka cool rap, how to get through your first year in school and how to be like us and be super cool! If you wanna be cool you gotta get to school late cool guys always show up to school late, the teacher might smack you and player hate but don't worry, bro you can hit her with a tate. Uh, what up, freshmen! All the freshmen in the house say yeah, yes, I said all the freshman in the house say yeah, yep, uh uh here we go!
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